Weren't you just saying how much you wished you knew what we thought were the five best things we read recently? We thought so.

We are unabashed fans of Deckfight's "Friday Five" and so you can imagine how excited we were when Deckfight asked TBWCYL, Inc. spokesperson Ben Tanzer to share the five best things he read recently. You can find the first item on our list below and for the rest, please do hit the Deckfight, as we think it just might change your life.

"Protects minor cuts, scrapes & burns." This was on the label of a very dusty 3.75 OZ. container of Vaseline I bought at a truck stop in Michigan. I'm not sure why other people need to buy Vaseline at truck stops in Michigan, but I was having some chafing issues and I should probably leave it at that.