And here are your This Zine Will Change Your Life submission guidelines:
Fiction, creative nonfiction, comix and poetry.
1200 - 1500 words is preferred, shorter is great, though up to 2000 words is cool if it rocks.
What we like.
We like it funny, and dark, some times inappropriate, always sparse, and not so experimental or speculative, not that we're sure what the latter means.
None. But that doesn't mean that we don't love you. Because we do.
Reprints and simultaneous submissions.
No thank you. And sure, just let us know if the piece is accepted elsewhere.
Please send all submissions to email@example.com. Microsoft word attachments are cool, as is pasting your piece into the body of the e-mail.
Please include a brief bio of around 50 words as well, including any and all pertinent links.
We think that's it for now. So hit it.