You want some chew? Or one man's quasi-accurate history of drinking and debauchery. Drinking anyway, debauchery sounds much cooler than the reality.

It's true, decomP magazinE has most awesomely run with our semi-accurate account of TBWCYL, Inc. spokesperson Ben Tanzer's history of drinking and debauchery, though again, we never accomplished much when it came to debauchery. Well, nothing we are truly proud of anyway. Still, we hope you will take a look at You want some chew? and many thanks to the fine staff at decomP for their ongoing interest and support.