We are so almost ready to dole out free coffee following our Lucky Man-laden quasi-triumphant top-50 finish in the Dunkin' Donuts "How I Keep America Running" YouTube showdown. But there is a catch. While, we have qualified for free coffee for one year and merely have to sign the paperwork that is sitting right here next to us at headquarters to begin quaffing it, Dunkin' Donuts has informed us that there will be no gift cards or free passes, but instead they are going to be shipping us 2 lbs. of coffee per month for one year. Which means you, our loyal supporters can drink all the coffee you want, but will need to come to our top-secret headquarters to do so. This could be challenging given our intense paranoia about our competitors and their spies, think Willy Wonka, but we are fully committed to sharing the wealth, and so we will work with our security team to see what's possible, and we will happily keep you up to speed as we learn more. Thank you as always for your support and understanding.