You can now buy a used copy of Lucky Man on Amazon for $1.46. We are neither encouraging nor discouraging you from doing so, but we are wondering why anyone would still feel compelled to buy an actual brand new copy of the book. We are also wondering how we're going to meet payroll here at headquarters if this downward trend continues. Once again, we're thinking ring tones might be a possibility, and so we're hoping that someone will explain to us what they are, how they work, and where we can find some.
5 comments:
I can't be bothered with those so-called ringtones. I'm still having trouble getting my new Victrola to work.
I paid way more for your book than whoever buys this copy. But, who can argue with changing your life for just $1.46? I think I sold my soul for that much once in college and then the devil sold it back to me for double. That swindler!
Luckily, company policy supports both Victrola usage and selling souls. All we ask in return is that you purchase copies of Lucky Man and hype it like mad. You guys have both fulfilled your obligations in this category, so we should be good.
Phew! ( wipes sweat off brow )
Yeah, we feel the same way.
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