Michael Crichton - You Better Watch Your Ass

When the Knicks won in overtime last night, I danced silently across my living room floor. And when Kelly Clarkson decided not to press trespassing charges this morning I hugged my lawyer until the tears flowed freely down my face. But when Lucky Man's Amazon ranking climbed from 280,000 to 51,000 this afternoon I had but one thought - Michael Crichton, you better watch your ass.