"I want to tell you about my vasectomy.
It started one day when I went into my urologist’s office. I have one due to kidney stones, poor hydration, and consuming too much spinach.
The conversation went like this:
“The problem is spinach, that and you don’t drink enough water,” my doctor said.
“Spinach though, really?” I said.
“Well, and too much black tea. And cranberries,” he said.
“I’m sorry, so it’s spinach, tea, and cranberries. Why did I give up drugs, again?” I asked."