We are so Murder Your Darlings. Quite Bledsoe. Tour. And Spider-Man.

And big thanks to the Bledsoe for that. And this. All of it. Now how about some excerpt?

"I don't know what it is about the Cort Bledsoe that makes me want to talk Spider-Man, Star Wars, video games and nostalgia. Nor am I entirely sure how I am supposed to tie doing so into "The New York Stories 2012 Tour" and today's tour stop.

But I will. Promise. And frankly, I may protest too much, because none of that is so far removed from this tour, much less my obligations to it. Promise.

Just hear me out."