The quite fine crew at the quite fine Knee-Jerk magazine want TBWCYL, Inc. spokesperson Ben Tanzer to grow a mustache. They also want to hype their awesomeness, as well as, their 2011 essay and chapbook contests. We of course want to support all that. We also want to sell books. And so, if growing a mustache, or at least talking about it, for now, because there will be growth, sells books and hypes Knee-Jerk, we're all in. The catch, people are voting on five choices, Salvador Dali and Rollie Fingers among others, and while we love them all, we favor "The Tom Selleck," also known as, "the chevron," so please vote, and please vote "The Tom Selleck," but mostly have fun, and hype, all of it, some of it, any of it, it just might change your life, and it will most definitely change ours, even if only briefly, and aesthetically at that.