Stop the presses, we have a This Tour Will Change Your Life update. We also have a schedule. And a tour icon. Yes, an actual icon. Sweet.

It's on. This Tour Will Change Your Life officially kicks off on Monday, February 16th. Expect much Repetition Patterns love and more of TBWCYL, Inc. spokesperson Ben Tanzer than anyone should be asked to bare. We will gladly be keeping you apprised on what's happening on a day-to-day basis, but in the interim please take a look at the schedule below, please figure out how best to plan your schedule around it and we look forward to visiting with you while we are out on the road. Well, the "virtual" road anyway.

February 16th - Pete Lit

February 17th - stand by Bert

February 18th - So the devil and a circus walk into a bar

February 19th - What to Wear During an Orange Alert

February 20th - Does this font make me look fat?

Februrary 21st - Michael Fitzgerald

February 23rd - Bigmouth indeed strikes again

February 24th - Chicago Literary Scene Examiner

February 25th - Jason Riley

February 26th - In the Nick of time

February 27th - I don't know what I'm talking about

February 28th - j.a. tyler