The first shipment of Dunkin' Donuts coffee is in the house, so let us pause for a moment to savor its awesomeness. Ok, thank you for that. Now please feel free to come over to TBWCYL, Inc. headquarters any time to enjoy your free cup.
After doing an hour of computations, I've come to the conclusion that the money saved on a free cup of coffee will not, in fact, make up for the airfare/gas required to go from Charlotte to Chicago. I will instead have to wait for a branch of TBWCYL, Inc. to open in NC.
If you break it down to dollars alone, sure your decision seems easy, but if you re-frame it as the life-changing experience it's sure to be, can you really put a price on this? Think about it.
The first shipment of Dunkin' Donuts coffee is in the house, so let us pause for a moment to savor its awesomeness. Ok, thank you for that. Now please feel free to come over to TBWCYL, Inc. headquarters any time to enjoy your free cup.
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After doing an hour of computations, I've come to the conclusion that the money saved on a free cup of coffee will not, in fact, make up for the airfare/gas required to go from Charlotte to Chicago. I will instead have to wait for a branch of TBWCYL, Inc. to open in NC.
Enjoy your coffee--you deserve it.
If you break it down to dollars alone, sure your decision seems easy, but if you re-frame it as the life-changing experience it's sure to be, can you really put a price on this? Think about it.
Just mail me a cup, Ben. I'll wring out the package since most of it will spill in transit anyway.
Done, do you take cream or sugar?
Nope. I like my coffee as black as death.
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