Born December 2006
After doing an hour of computations, I've come to the conclusion that the money saved on a free cup of coffee will not, in fact, make up for the airfare/gas required to go from Charlotte to Chicago. I will instead have to wait for a branch of TBWCYL, Inc. to open in NC. Enjoy your coffee--you deserve it.
If you break it down to dollars alone, sure your decision seems easy, but if you re-frame it as the life-changing experience it's sure to be, can you really put a price on this? Think about it.
Just mail me a cup, Ben. I'll wring out the package since most of it will spill in transit anyway.
Done, do you take cream or sugar?
Nope. I like my coffee as black as death.
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