Mortified? Totally. Thrilled? Of course. Still bitter? Less than yesterday. Will you join us? We hope so.

After months of negotiations, hurt feelings, on our part anyway, bitterness, recriminations of all kinds (though we're not sure exactly what that word means), many tears, bribes, back-stabbing, a pitched media battle, and behind the scenes meetings fraught with tension, anxiety, confusion, and stunned silences, we are happy to report that TBWCYL, Inc. spokesperson Ben Tanzer has been invited back to perform with the Mortified crew on November 28th at the Green Mill. We could not be more thrilled, or humbled, so thank you Mortified for not only the invitation itself, but for revitalizing our sense of self and self-confidence. For the rest of you, who ever you are, we do not yet know whether this appearance will entail the development of new material or not, but we certainly hope that you will come join us and get mortified all over again.