Orphans is The Our Town Holiday Gift Guide. And big thanks to the Sarah-Terez Rosenblum for that.

We may even be talking massive thanks. Okay, we are, for sure, and drinks Rosenblum, on us, many, soon, yes? Word. Also, we were asked to vouch for our gift, so we did, and said vouch is below. Enjoy.

"Because The Martian Chronicles, Glengarry Glen Ross, and robot hand jobs are your jam."